Sunday, August 10, 2008

how good is a bum ?

the other day, my counterpart in a downstream system was explaining a new requirement to me over phone, "assume i am a bum, i should have access to ... ."

i put the phone on mute, and started laughing.

that day i came to know of the fact that a business-unit-manager, in short, is a bum.

i wondered what sort of jokes/humor would be passed around by the sub-ordinates and the superiors about the bums. my mind raced, and came up with a few funny sequences. here is one of them!

a business-unit-manager calls up support team, and says "hi! i am a bum, and i am not able to see the trade."

the smart support guy, who knows that manager does not have permissions to see the trade, replies, "of course! you will not be able to."

"why?"

"because you are a bum."

5 comments:

Dushyanth said...

Pretty funny for an early morning joke. Why on earth were u up @ 5.25am?

Samara said...

Nice one to keep me laugh at the end of a tiring day !!

Senthil Krishna said...

Another one:

In a meeting CEO said, "To achive achieve personal and business
objectives and improve our business, we need to get good bums. Can we place an advertisement".

maheshwaran said...

Thats a nice one.

But why on Earth u amercian ( Indian) people keep inventing abbrevations for all words. Little Strange

current said...

@dushy - i require to figure out the time zone used by my blogspot. i posted it at 11:00 pm est.

@mahesh - abbreviations are for quicker communication. just like maha for mahesh :-)